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| Sunday, January 29th, 2006 | | 1:25 pm |
Ok, Scott...
1. Choose a band / artist and answer ONLY in titles of their songs BILLY JOEL 2. Are you male or female: Piano Man 3. Describe yourself: Captain Jack 4. How do some people feel about you: The Entertainer 5. How do you feel about yourself: All You Wanna Do is Dance 6. Describe your ex boyfriend / girlfriend/affair: She's Always a Woman 7. Describe current boyfriend / girlfriend/ spouse/affair/crush: If I Only Had the Words 8. Describe where you want to be: When in Rome 9. Describe how you live: Root Beer Rag 10. Describe how you love: Get it Right the First Time 11. What would you ask for if you had just one wish: Rosalinda's Eyes 12. Now say goodbye?: Goodnight Saigon | | Tuesday, January 10th, 2006 | | 12:16 pm |
AYOOOO!
First day of school! I got a peanut butter sandwich, aaaand some new colored pencils! At least I feel like that's what it's like after the English class I just had. I'm the oldest person in there, I THINK including the instructor. See now at Hofstra, a 4 on an AP Lit exam exempts you from English Comp I and II, LOGICALLY. But no. Here at Georgia Stuck University, it only gets you out of Comp I. So I have to go listen to this 19 year old teach a bunch of 14 year olds about Ethos and Pathos and Logos and Legos and Burritos and Mentos. But it'll be an easy A at least...if I can bring myself to show up. I was fifteen minutes late today, and then the class got out five minutes later. w00t. Now I've got another hour before my next class: Astronomy II!!! I NEVER should've passed Astronomy I, but they gave me a 'C' for some reason. A 'C'!!! I don't even know what size planet the sun is! Anyway, now I have to take II to complete the requirement. I tried once, but never went and then I withdrew. So here we go again, it'll be an easy C, a for-some-reason-motivated B, or a seriously attempted A. And I kinda have to get straight A's this semester so I can start taking classes in my major, which is FILM now, btw. Then it's off to Statistics...what? I know. Well, I've loved all math up till Calculus. And I didn't like that at all. But hey, maybe that was just Dr. Eswastheesaurean's fault (i'm 100% serious on that guys name). But hopefully I'll like stat. I mean, I liked Mr. Roty. I never had him, but I liked him. Then US History! I love history, but US History has always bored the living shit out of me. Nothing exciting has EVER happened to the United States, except Teddy Roosevelt, the 1940's, and the film industry. I wish THAT were a class. Well, that's my update! Hope you're overwhelmed. Ciao! | | Monday, January 2nd, 2006 | | 1:07 pm |
New Yahz
I made a resolution in '00 to stop making resolutions. So far, so good I was going to upload some pictures, but when I put two new "Kodak Digital Camera Batteries" in my Kodak Digital Camera, I turned it on and it already said "Low Battery" and now it's dead. Well, auld lang syne. I'll try again later. | | Monday, December 26th, 2005 | | 2:29 pm |
How many of my LJ's have been titled "This one's for you, Aaron" or something of the like?
Please don't go back and count. It's probably 3. Anyway, Yay for Christmas. It came and went and only mild damage was suffered. That mild damage was, of course, to the passenger side of my car:  Let's recap on my car: Incident 1 - Two weeks after having bought it, the rear PASSENGER tire's tread ripped off and ripped off the moulding on the PASSENGER side, in addition to leaving large black skid marks. Incident 2 - Six months ago, Gas cap door on PASSENGER side magically comes off Incident 3 - Three months ago, PASSENGER seat motor breaks, seat will only lay all the way down (now fixed) Incident 4 - Christmas day 2005, Driving to Buford with Molly in the passenger seat, a DEER runs head first into my car while I'm driving about 45 mph, leaving the PASSENGER door with a 30 inch long dent in it. The deer seemed to survive after some hobbling into the woods. She's feelin it today, though. THE PASSENGER SIDE OF MY CAR IS CURSED!!! The driver side looks FINE! Brand new almost! The other side is FUCKED! And the insurance wont cover it, unless the deer files suit, cause all I have is liability. Other than that, you can see I got a DIGITAL CAMERA! Not top of the line, but definitely a good one. And I got "THE MUPPET SHOW: SEASON ONE" Which is probably the funniest and best show ever put on television. So there you go, Aaron. You prayed (or PREYED) for it, and something exciting OTHER than sitting at Waffle House with you happened to me. So I got to post about it. I hope you're jumping for joy. And I'm sorry about your belt. OH! And I met the greatest dog of all time, Babe:  I thought I hated greyhounds until I actually met one. I want 10. | | Monday, October 24th, 2005 | | 11:39 am |
*uncontrollable twitching*
One of those things that makes me angry at the world happened this morning.... Maybe you've seen this before...Maybe someone's pointed it out before...It definitely sounds like one of those "why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway" kind of things you'd get on a FWD email... Anyway, I was walking to class from my car and I noticed the "Another Tree Planting by TREES ATLANTA" sign in front of a tree that was about twenty years old maybe. Upon closer inspection I realized that this sign was a big piece of plywood nailed to two 4x4 pillars! The whole thing was made of wood!!! WOOD FROM A TREE!! They cut down a tree to post a sign that they planted a tree!!! AAGLHHHEEHHHH!!!L:KJAS:LFKJSA:OIJ!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! On a side note, "Laughing Wild" was a complete success. Thanks to the following people for coming: Ansley Josh Thought that list was going to be longer, didn't you? It's ok, I got PAID for this one! I'm a paid actor! HAH! Eat it. And thanks to Scott for at least responding and saying he WOULD go if he weren't in college somewhere...even though we all know he's really back in Pennsylvania. And thanks to Kelly for making a very Kelly attempt and unfortunately getting stuck in traffic. NEXT UP: East Side Story -- A 6 episode radio play to air on 88.5 late this winter. | | Monday, October 17th, 2005 | | 3:52 pm |
LOOK AND LISTEN HERE
So if you want to actually do something with your life and see something creative and inspired, I'm not going to tell you again to come see LAUGHING WILD by Christopher Durang Starring Eli Banks and Jenna Hyland Directed by Caroline Caspar Thursday - Saturday at 8 PM Eyedrum performance space 290 Martin Luther King Jr. Dr www.eyedrum.org for directions Tickets are $10 I'm telling you, don't miss it. But I know you will. I have no real friends. I'm turning into Aaron in social capabilities. | | Monday, October 10th, 2005 | | 4:52 pm |
WOOO!! SURVEY!
I'm sick of taking these surveys everyone takes. I'ma make my OWN! IT'S MINE!!! That way you hear the things about me that I want you to hear. Then you try. :::PERSONAL::: (1) What is your full name? -Elias Stephen Banks (2) What color are you? -Deep blue :::IMPORTANT::: (3) What'd you lose? -A sandwich (4) Where/When did you last have it? -In my kitchen, this morning, when I made it. (5) When do you need it? -Right now. I'm so hungry. (6) When do you think you'll find it? -I hope when I get home. Otherwise, in a few weeks, I'll follow the smell. :::QUICK::: (7) Coke/Pepsi? -Depends on what you're eating. If it's Taco Bell or Pizza Hut - Pepsi. Anything else, pretty much, is coke. (8) That wasn't quick. -I know. But guess what... (9) What? -That wasn't a question. (10) Is this better? -Now you're just being sarcastic. (11) So? -Stop that. (12) Anything else? -I think we should change categories. :::LOCATION::: (13) Where are you? -The Players' Office, Alumni Hall Room 111 (14) If you could be anywhere else, where would it be? -A theme park in Orlando. Sea World or Busch Gardens, probably. (15) Dresser or closet? -Floor, actually. Or still boxes. And there's quite a bit in my car. (16) Mountains or beach? -Mountains. (17) Mars or Saturn? -Saturn, except I'd need anti-gravity boots cause it's all gas. :::THIS OR THAT::: (18) Anti-gravity boots or super-strength giving boxing gloves? -Anti-gravity boots (19) Fly or bullet proof? -Bullet proof (20) Super speed or super strength? -Super speed (21) Kung Fu or Baseball? -Kung Fu (22) Sondheim or root canal? -Root canal...except West Side Story. But Into the Woods both sucks AND blows. (23) Fried rice or steamed? -If I've got a dish with lots of sauce, steamed. But noodles or something has got to be fried rice on the side. (24) Church or Church's? -I don't eat chicken. But Church's. :::HAVE YOU EVER::: (25) Cried at a TV show? -So close. But no. It was "Gargoyles," and it meant a lot to me. (26) Cried at a movie. -No, but close again. It was "Pokemon: The Movie" and it was SO bad. I couldn't believe it. I don't remember why I went... (27) Cried at dinner? -What? (28) It's a legitimate question. -No, it isn't. (29) Just answer. -Ok, no. Jesus. (30) Please don't take the lord's name in vein. -You spelled "vain" wrong. Well...not wrong, but you used the wrong "vain" :::GRAMMAR ROCK::: (31) What's that called, when two words sound alike but they're not the same? -Homonyms. (32) Oh, right. What's a spoonerism? -It's when you switch the first sounds of two words, like "Fried Chicken" becomes "Chied Frickin". They rarely make sense. (33) Then what's a palindrome? -A word spelled the same forwards and backwards. Like "Racecar" or "Palindromemordnilap." Oh, but it doesn't have to be a word. It could be a phrase, like "Ah, Satan sees Natasha." (34) Hey, thanks for all the info. -No problem, any time. (35) What are you doing tonight? -I'm booked, but I've got a free weekend coming up. You want to get dinner? (36) Uhm, yeah sure. -Listen, you should know. This isn't like a "date" or anything. (37) No, I know. Just friends. -Right. Cause I'm like seeing someone now and it's kind of a big deal. I'd hate to complicate any of this, and it's not fair to lead you on. (38) No, that's really good of you. You're a good person. -Hey, thanks. I'm glad we've been able to communicate. (39) All right, well it's been fun, I'll talk to you later. -Yeah, bye! (40) Bye! -Bye bye. | | Wednesday, October 5th, 2005 | | 1:33 pm |
A Throat-Stomping Good Time
So last friday I went and saw "A HISTORY OF VIOLENCE" with some people from work and *KRPLSBSH!* it was crazy! During most of the first half of the movie, I wasn't sure if I was liking it or hating it. I couldn't tell if the dialogue was terrible or intriguing. I wasn't sure if the acting was godawful, or subtly brilliant. I thought "I dont think I'm liking this. But I might just want to like it because I like Cronenberg and Viggo and Ed Harris. But I might actually like it, I don't know!!" But by about halfway through I picked up on its amazing geniusness. This movie, the best I've seen this year so far, is this ridiculously close look at what happens to seemingly quiet peaceful people when violence is interjected. And it FUCKS THEM UP. I've never been so legitimately disturbed while watching a movie without thinking "Ok, this is just disturbing for the sake of being gross." But MAN everything's got so much reason behind it. I wont go into a huge long review cause it wont make any sense if you haven't seen it. But if you have, get with me cause I want to talk about it with somebody. If you didn't like it, go rape yourself cause you probably already have tickets to "Elizabethtown" (sorry Cameron Crowe, you should've casted ACTORS, not those skinny bitches.) PS "History of Violence" got a 90% on rottentomatoes. 90! And the bad reviews are pretty poorly written. I'm glad I'm recognizing greatness and other people are agreeing. I hate when I rant and rave about some amazing movie and people are like "that was dumb" cause then I question my brilliance...but it doesn't happen too often. Unless those "other people" are Jeff and/or Kelly. But they don't count as "people" anyway. | | Monday, October 3rd, 2005 | | 1:30 pm |
Is that gasoline I smell?
Yargh. So I called the woman whose kid broke my rear windshield. Stenograph: E: Hey, Mrs. Penson. Your son, Trayvious, had been throwing rocks in the street the other night with his friends, and one hit my rear windshield and shattered it. They came and told me, which was great. I didn't want to file a police report or anything... B: Trayvious did that? E: Yes ma'am. B: Did he admit to doing it? E: Well, his friends had pointed him out as the one who actually hit the windshield, and he didn't deny it. B: Ok... E: I was going to get an estimate this weekend. I suppose I'll just call you back after I get that. B: Yeah...go ahead and get the estimate. See, I'm legally blind, so I can't work, but I get a disability check each month. E: ...oh. B: Yeah, and I'll call his father and see if he can give anything too. E: Ok...well. I'll call you back with the estimate then... B: Ok, bye bye. Hrm. Well it was 314 bucks. So I gotta call her now. Yech. I dunno if I buy the "legally blind" story or not, but somebody's gotta pay for the windshield. I mean dude broke it. I'ma suggest she talk to the parents of the other kids who were there and see if everyone can pitch in. But dude broke my window. Sorry bout that... Gotta mid term today in Directing, but it's open book. But I haven't bought the book yet, so I hope they have it at the bookstore. I gotta start thinking of these things ahead of time. And come see me in: LAUGHING WILD by Christopher Durang October 20, 21, and 22 At Eyedrum Performance Space on Martin Luther King Dr. 8 PM until the party afterwords ends Directed by Caroline Caspar | | Wednesday, September 21st, 2005 | | 4:51 pm |
It's only two-thirty! This is ridiculous. Today has severely kicked my ass. See, apparently God decided my week was going far too well, and immediately had to do something about it. So He pretty much dropped everything and focused all of His evil energy on me for a few hours. I sleep in late, of course. I was so tired last night I couldn't even stay awake for "Six Feet Under" which is unthinkable, I know. Anyway, I wake up at 10:45, with my class at 11. I spend about a third of a second deciding whether I was still going to take a shower or not, but when I imagined myself walking around all day sticky and disgusting I almost jumped out the window, so 'twas shower time. So of course I don't leave till about 11:15 and basically missed class entirely, cause it's only a 50 minute class...Acting 1.....whatever. I had to park way the hell away from all my classes, and walk like 10 minutes to the Players' office. Also, in case you haven't opened your door today, it's about 4000 Kelvin, with a 640% humidity. Ok, so I'm in the Players' office checking my email, and then I go to the bathroom before class. I realize in the bathroom that I left my paper at home. And she doesn't take late papers. So I haul ass out of there straight for my car. After about a 5 minute run through what I can only describe as the firiest and most sweltering level of Hell imaginable, I get to my car and realize two simple, yet irritating things: 1) I left the Players' office open with the computer logged on (Big No-No) 2) I left my keys in the Players' office. Of course this is nobody's fault but my own, but the whole chain of events strung together is clearly the work of an angry and jealous deity. I run back to the office, get my keys, run back to my car. Pass out for about 10 minutes, then start driving. Traffic is even more unneccesarily bad than it was before, and it takes a good minute to get home. Ok, I did take a quick stop at Kroger but I knew exactly what I needed, so it was only like 10 minutes. I get back to the house and I had to park funny in the driveway because of the trash can. This resulted in me getting out of my car to step on the edge of the driveway at a weird angle and twist my ankle into an entirely unnatural position. So another ten minutes goes by when I practically can't walk. I stick some food in the microwave while I search for my paper, which apparently never existed to begin with. It's just GONE. This was clearly divine intervention. So that was it, I knew life was over, so I went back to school and didn't even come close to getting there before class was over. So no paper, no class. Over it. It needs to be friday. Well....there's work AND class on Friday. Ok, after 10 on Friday. of course then I work at 11 on Saturday....then I have headshots on sunday....... thenitstartsallover! ohmygodimgonnnadiiieeeeee | | Monday, September 19th, 2005 | | 2:22 pm |
No no! I'm not dead, but thanks for worrying. I just don't have a working computer at home right now. I have two half-working computers. Yeah. Sounds about right. Anyway I'm at school, but who has myspace? Cause I'm getting sucked into that one, though of course I'm just as dillegent with facebook, and just as not dillegent with livejournal, so yeah. | | Tuesday, August 30th, 2005 | | 11:35 pm |
They don't call it "cat food" for nothing.
Blehhhh still packing. I have to pick up the Uhaul in 9 hours and then load/unload everybody's crap all day. Wooo! Work was not too bad actually. After last night's death inducing hell ride, I got a very bizarre 6 hours of sleep with lots and lots of sporadic waking up. But for some reason I was quite rested this morning, feeling refreshed and almost even smelling good. Still needed that brillo shower though. I cut my own hair a little, only cause some patches of it were trying to kill me or grab little children as they ran by, so I had to fight it off a little. I felt very Seymour-esque. Suddenly. Anyway, it wasn't a disaster. I can actually hold my head up again, and it looks fine. I just can't afford a real hair cut for a while. Rent and all that. Speaking of Rent! Anyone see that trailer? It's either gonna be so bad that it's absolutely amazing and glorious, or so bad that I'm going to want to find Chris Columbus and melt his skin away with icy cold acid....not that I don't want to do that anyway, hello Chamber of Secrets. But meh. The guy who directed Goldeneye, the only good one of the Pierce Brosnan Bond movies, is coming back to direct the next one, "Casino Royale". Brosnan will NOT be back for Bond, and they haven't said who will be playing him. Here's what I'd say: 1) Christian Bale - could've but now he's Batman, which he's much more suited for, I think. He doesn't quite have that suaveness that Bond needs. 2) Ewan McGregor - again, I think he's too Obi Wan right now, but he could bring back that Scottishness that Connery left behind...except I think he's really Welsh? Confirm that anyone? 3) Jude Law - now HERE'S a classy Brit who could really pull off a GOOD James Bond. The only thing is, I'd hate to see him get stuck as being "James Bond" for the rest of his career, you know? 4) Hugh Jackman - not my choice, but it's out there. He's too aussie, that's all there is to it. You might as well have Paul Hogan play King James, or Steve Irwin as Sir Gallahad. 5) Some unknown british guy - there we go. When was the last time somebody used UNKOWN actors in a big-budget movie...uhh Lord of the Rings? Yeah I think that one did all right. Seriously like that's it. But it was perfect! I LOVE a movie where I don't recognize the guy up there. The Matrix, I mean you knew who Keanu was, but there was no such thing as "A Keanu Reeves movie" back then. Same with Fishburne. And nobody knew Carrie Anne Moss or Hugo Weaving. Hugo Weaving! How about "V" For Vendetta?! Hell yeah! How about Aeon Flux? Doesn't really look like the cartoon as I remember it. It'll be really good or really bad. Either way, Charlize Theron's gonna look fuckin hot. And strangely enough I want to see "Two for the Money" with Al Pacino and Matthew McConnaghagueay? I don't know why. Oh, and I saw "The Brothers Grimm".....uhh, C. It was very Gilliamly directed, but the story line was on par with a Bruckheimer movie. I did hear this though, Gilliam didn't take time or energy fighting to have his way on this picture, and kinda gave in to whatever the studios/the weinsteins wanted to do, because he's putting all his energy into directing another movie which will be complete and utter Gilliam mayhem. And I can't wait for that because I would love to see another Fear and Loathing, Time Bandits, 12 Monkeys, Brazil, any of those with just RRRRG so much that nobody else is even willing to do. "Grimm" didn't even put a scratch on his career, I say. It wasn't awful, it just wasn't very good. OH! But, and go ahead and refute if you want, but I thought Heath Ledger was awesome in it. I've always liked Matt Damon and he's fine, there's nothing wrong with him, but I HATED A Kinght's Tale, but I thought Ledger did a really good job in this one. He wasn't pretty-boy Heath Ledger, he was just acting and he did it really well. So that's my Heath Ledger thing, I can respect him as an actor now. Shit! I've gotta pack ZZZZZZZZZZZING! ...*trail of dust* | | 2:43 am |
Penetant Man Will Pass...
To quote Taz, the Tazmanian Devil, "BLAHGWOOBAHBLEHGBLACHBLOAUWM!" Yeah so here's the agenda: Tomorrow I work from 12-10. Wednesday I pick up the UHaul at 9 am and spend all day moving. Death. But I'm anxious to get into this house. It's gonna be the hoppinest joint in town, I can tell you that much. GSU Gave me some more bullshit today, here's a transcript of the chain of conversations I had: E: Frank, why aren't I registered for directing yet? F: I don't know, I emailed them and told them to waive your prerequisite. E: What should I do? I have to pay tuition by 5:00 today or I'll get dropped, but I'm not a full-time student until I'm registered for that class. F: Take this to the office and this should get you into the class. *Later that day* E: Hey I'm supposed to give this form to... B: You're on the wrong floor, two floors down. *Two floors later* E: Hey, I'm supposed-- D: Oh, he needs to submit this in an email. E: ....he did. D: Yeah, but they changed who he needs to send it to. Have him send it to this lady. E: But I need to be in the class NOW, otherwise I can't pay full-time tuition and I'll be registered as a part-time student and wont be able to add the class later. D: Yeah...I just had the same problem with another student. E: What did they do? D: Well, I asked the people upstairs and they didn't have an answer for me. E: What should I do? D: I don't know. ................."I don't know." .....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what the administration told me. "I don't know." And who the fuck are the people upstairs, Jesus and God?!?! I mean FUCK! WHY DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO IT'S YOUR SCHOOL!?! Needless to say I went IMMEDIATELY back to the anvil of fury and forged a sword made of the very flames of hell, and rained sulfer down on their crops and smote their ruin on the mountain side. So WHO KNOWS what's gonna happen now. I had to pay tuition so I didn't get withdrawn from the school, but it was only part time tuition so that just means imminent bullshit to come. But hey, in the Latin alphabet, Jehova begins with an "I". So whayagonnado? Blasphemy! Anyway I can't sleep, hence the 3 AM update. Which means work is going to SUCK tomorrow. I still have to dismantle my desk and pack all my clothes before 9 am on wednesday, but of course I'm working ALL the live long day tomorrow. I'll be whistling a merry tune come about 5:00.....Haha, I just had an image of myself whistling "In The Hall of the Mountain King" while chasing customers through a burning Container Store with a scythe. Ah but I'm being negative. AND I'm using misplaced modifiers. See, this is what life's been like. Misplaced modifiers. I think that'll be my next band name. ****EDIT**** The season 3 premier of The OC is on THURSDAY! I still have to watch ALL of season 2!!! I'M NOT READY YET!!!!! Current Mood:  drainedCurrent Music: Bangin' on a trash can, drummin' on a street light | | Sunday, August 28th, 2005 | | 1:09 am |
| | Monday, August 22nd, 2005 | | 1:28 pm |
| | Sunday, August 21st, 2005 | | 5:45 pm |
Shuffle up and Deal!
Ok, so I watched an entire summers worth of TV in the last 24 hours. I really NEVER watch TV but man I didn't have much to do last night. I stayed up till 3 switching back and forth between the Pam Anderson Roast and Beverly Hills Ninja. Needless to say I couldn't stop laughing all night. Here was the best joke: Pam Anderson: I'm so excited my friend Courtney Love is here doing stand up comedy! I mean, I knew she could do comedy, I just didn't know she could stand up. AMAZING! Oh, and Bea Arthur reading from P.A.'s sex novel was pretty incredible too. Anyway, school starts tomorrow. w00t. I'm taking ALL theatre classes which probably means a whole lot of masturbatory nothingness. lol, omg, iwicjwtflabdwi. On a darker side, there's a meeting at The Container Store tonight. And me all out of napalm, I dunno what I'm supposed to do with myself. Oh back on TV, I've been watching WAY too much Celebrity Poker Showdown on Bravo, but man if that's not the best idea for a television show ever. I mean there's nothing like watching the Masterson brothers go head to head with Matthew Perry and Norm MacDonald, AND you get to learn how to play poker at the same time AND it's hosted by Dave Foley who's an absolute genius. I miss Kids in the Hall. Three months and nine days till total legallity. FUCK the states and that BULLSHIT, by the way. You know in the Frankfurt Airport (Germany, not Kenturcky) they have giant bottles of open liquer sitting out labeled "TESTER" and little plastic shot glasses!!!!!! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?! I need a drink...and seeing as how school starts tomorrow, I don't really see any other options. Here's to a trashed meeting at The Container Store!!! *clink!* | | Monday, August 15th, 2005 | | 12:31 am |
Ruh roh!
HOOOWAH! You can exhale now, I'm updating! So here's the update: Signed my lease today on 1621 Newton Avenue, Atlanta GA. It's right off Flat Shoals just outside the East Atlanta Village, south of little five points, if any of that means anything to any of you. It's basically the best house ever, so don't be a stranger. We move in September 1st. So here's a heads up so you can start thinking about it, but the week of November 26 to December 4 is Eli's Week Long Annual Birthday Celebration # 21! The actual day is November 30, but it'll take a week to cram in THAT much amazingness. I'm talking moon-walk here, people. Speaking of birthdays HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO HAAS! I do believe it was on friday. I hope it was half as amazing as the times we spend together, Haas. You're not up at Brown yet, are you?? And HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY TO JEFF! I hope it's half as amazing as the times Haas and I spend together....or something. Went to IKEA for the first time today. Everything was so incredible I just wanted to smash it all to pieces with a sledge hammer. God help me on pay day, cause I'm going shit crazy in that place. I need a fuckin bed. RRG. Caroline's right, I'm not the same person without a water bed. But maybe it's time to be someone new. I ate some french fries and now my heart is having a hard time beating. Bury me beneath my water bed. Then write on my tombstone, "Eli was berried here." and make it look like a complete typo. HAH! Ugh... | | Saturday, August 6th, 2005 | | 12:09 am |
Oyez Oyez
 ..... stop by to visit aaron, caroline, scott, and eli as they spend an entire 24 hours inside waffle house (JF accross from coldstone). rules: -no leaving the building until 24 hours have passed during these 24 hours, aaron, caroline, scott, and eli will be accepting your challenges to help pass the time. there are no restrictions regarding the challenges other than they must not involve aaron, caroline, scott, or eli spending any money. challenges are not required from visitors; however, we strongly encourage you to think of one. challenges will be accepted in person, via one of our cell phones, or by commenting on any of our livejournals before saturday (tomorrow) at 7:00pm. | | Monday, July 18th, 2005 | | 11:33 am |
Just so you know
Yeah I was working on those Italy pictures and then I realized how big of a pain in the ass it is to put them online and anybody who REALLY cares can afford to spend two minutes calling me and ten minutes looking at pictures with me on the CD. So yeah, fuck photobucket, cause it's not even big enough to put all my pictures in. Ok, and I just finished the Half-Blood Prince and I'm not going to be one of those "rush onto the internet to post my irrelevant opinions" people. But at the same time, I'm gonna put rocks in my pockets and walk into a river now. Plans for moving getting all wrapped up. Just gotta wait for the old roommates to move out, then I'm MOVIN IN. Might not be August 1st quite, but sometime around then. Ok there's taco bell waiting for me downstairs so SEEYA. | | Wednesday, July 6th, 2005 | | 11:54 am |
Hey wait...
Shannon said, in reference to her trip to China, that they arrived in Beijing and were rather "disoriented" ...i think you see where this is going, but.... GEE, I thought when you LEAVE China, you'd be disORIENTED! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA!!! Ok, I'm working on the Italy pics as we speak...er...type. |
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